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If you accept alternate reality levels, then everything exists somewhere.
Millions of possible worlds--some no different from yours as the position
of a pebble on a Fuji beach--some so wildly divergent as to be nearly
unrecognizable--some so blatantly different as to defy description--some
possessing quite a unique set of physical laws. On and on and on...a
neverending series of what ifs.
Bugtown is considered one of the stranger realities, with a strong
reputation as a lethally hazardous zone. Some of Bugtown's peculiarities are:
- There are no laws here, civil or physical. Anarchy rules supreme in
Bugtown.
- People and things do not stay dead for long in Bugtown. This regenerative
effect is due to reverse particle decay, a local anomaly. Each native Bugtown
particle is constantly adding to its own charge. If left untampered, the
entire reality is a huge bomb ticking towards critical mass. Luckily,
portions of Bugtown are always getting blown up, unwittingly releasing
the building pressure.
- Bugtown does not stay in one place. Its streets often wander to other
realities, phasing in and out, taking passers-by to the next reality or
dumping them back in Bugtown.
- Bugtown is not a city on a world. It is the entire reality unto itself,
an infinite urban landscape that stretches in each direction. The sky above
(what little can be seen through the pollution) goes up forever; you can
dig down into the ground and never find a bottom. Yet, Bugtown's sun appears
to rise and set.
- Bugtown contains many jungle areas which manifest as a series of Brazils,
making coffee Bugtown's second major export.
- All people born in Bugtown possess the ability to shift, or travel
between reality levels.
Bugtown has many notable attractions for those foolhearty enough to search
them out.
- Those Annoying Post Bros., the interdimensional criminals, hail from
Bugtown. They are wanted everywhere for every crime imaginable. They hang out
at the Cold Front House (1).
- The Bulldaggers, Bugtown's premiere insect rock band, also make their
home in Bugtown. Their weird and electronic music has gained them wide
success on many different realities. They maintain their exclusive recording
studios, Narcosis Labs (2) in Bugtown.
Some other sights in Bugtown you don't want to miss:
- Club Ed (3) (as in Ed Gein)--Bugtown's hottest atrocity nightclub is
under new management. In the twisted hands of the lethal Russ Post, Club Ed
has outdone itself for gratuitous depravity and extreme cuisine.
- Atomic City (4)--Bugtown's triple tower nuclear facility is maintained by
Hiroshima, the nuclear goddess. Don't mind the one cracked tower,
it's the least of your worries in Bugtown.
- Steadman Bay (5)--Bugtown's only body of water is so polluted that you
can frequently walk on its black surface. This bay harbors giant sharks, some
measuring thousands of feet long, who are fond of leaping onto land. Beware
of falling giant fish!
- The Main Crater (6)--With all the constant warfare going on in Bugtown,
there's always a main crater somewhere.
- The Institute for Dangerous Research (7)--Which is devoted to frivolous
science and the unethical applications thereof. Sitting at the head of the
Board of Directors is Jeri Cale, who is not only Bugtown's leading munitions
dealer, but also Ron Post's ex-wife.
- The Fallen Moon (8)--Which bad boy Ron Post shot out of the sky with a
hand gun years ago. No one ever put it back, so it remains grounded a mile or
so from Steadman Bay.
- Dog Tower (9)--Bugtown's tallest building, with a varying floorcount,
usually around 212 (13 of which are numbered as floor 13).
- Dr. Broccoli's Music Shop (10)--Dr. Broccoli imports rare music from many
alternate realities, so you can find anything at his shop in Bugtown.
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- Club Static (11)--A modern rave nightclub operated by Dr. Broccoli, who
imports rare performers from many alternate realities.
- Used Food Stores (12)--The least said of these, the better.
- The Party That Never Ends (13) is always just
around the corner, if you can survive the fun.
- Be sure to come back in the autumn for Volcano Season!
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